Alpha Lad:
Obey.
You don't open with a message. You open with a tribute. Every drain is seen, nothing is refunded, and you knew that before you got here.
Spin the wheel
Air Max DrainPick a number.
Send it.
No menu. No haggling. Pick a number you can feel, then send it.
Revolut opens in a new tab with the amount filled in. Tributes are gifts and aren't refunded.
Tell me who it was from and I'll check it landed.
£5 unlocks
the wheel.
£5 unlocks the wheel for your session. Pick your tier, tap the trainer, and wherever it lands, you send. Every time.
Pay £5 once and spin all session. Pick how you'll pay, then put your code in the reference or gift message. The wheel unlocks as soon as I confirm it.
- Send £5 on Revolut.
- Put the code in the payment reference.
- Keep this page open. It unlocks as soon as I confirm. Leave and come back, and your code will still be here.
Spin as many times as you like. Pick your tier below and tap the crown.
Your session lasts until you end it (24 hours max).
Send what you drained (your tab) before you spin again.
Pay my pinball tabAir Max
Drain.
£5 for 24 hours on the table. Pick 1, 2 or 3 balls. Every hit drains you, and when your balls are gone, you pay what you drained. Then play again free until your session ends.
Drain
Board.
Every paid wheel drain, pinball game and Pad demand counts. Climb the board.
This month
All time
He names it.
You answer.
A live, two-sided pad. Alpha Lad holds the numpad and slams down a number. Accept it, offer your own, or decline. Only Alpha Lad grants a Pad.
- I
Request a Pad. Your name, your X handle, one line on why. It goes straight to Alpha Lad.
- II
If he grants it, the pad opens here. One person, one code, up to 24 hours. Nothing to install.
- III
He demands. You answer. Accept and pay, or offer a different number once. Declining is free. Paid demands go on the Drain Board.
If he grants your Pad, it opens right here in place of the demo. A Pad is a privilege, not a purchase. Alpha Lad can close it at any moment. 18+ only.
Waiting for Alpha Lad to grant your pad. Keep this page open and it opens here. Or come back later: it's saved in this browser.
Alpha Lad didn't grant a pad. You can ask again another day.
Stay here. His number lands without a refresh.
One offer per demand. If he holds firm, it's accept or decline.
Waiting for Alpha Lad to take it or hold firm.
Revolut fills in the amount. Gifts2Me and Throne: type it in.
Alpha Lad is checking it landed.
Worn. Sealed.
Posted.
Worn, sealed and posted, or made just for you. Prices are in DMs. Pay first, always.
Read once.
Read them once. I won't repeat them.
- Send before you speak. Tribute first, DMs second.
- No haggling. The number is the number. The only exception is a Pad, and he decides.
- No refunds on tributes, spins, drains or demands. A gift is a gift.
- £5 to play: the wheel or pinball. Every spin lands, every hit drains, and all of it gets paid. A Pad can’t be bought: you ask, he grants.
- The board only counts what’s paid. Top it by draining, not by talking.
- Respect is the minimum. Time-wasters get blocked.
Find me.
DMs are open on X and Telegram. Send first and you'll get a reply faster.